Chatham, United Kingdom
Maidstone Rd
N/A
+44 1634869969
Wheelchair-accessible car parkWheelchair-accessible entrance
After my failed attempt to land my private jet, an Airbus A380 private jet edition, at Stoke airport and almost crashing, I attempted to land my A380 at Rochester airport. The landing was very bad. I never knew that my private jet is not supposed to land on grass runways. The wheels sunk in the grass and the plane almost flipped over. I only just managed to keep control and stop the plane in time. I completely ruined my brakes and hit a few of the planes here as I landed. My insurance will cover this, oh wait, the insurance company cancelled my policy after they found out that I was attempting to land over at Stoke airport. After landing everyone stared at my A380 in shock. They must have been shocked at how much money I have to afford it. And after this is where things went wrong. I was told that I could not take off my A380. The runway is too short. Then I found out that I couldn't tow it to a different airport as the local roads are not wide enough to accommodate it. My A380 is now trapped at Rochester airport. But things got even worse, I bribed all the staff here to go home early and not watch what I was doing. I then attempted to take off my A380 and it turns out they were correct, the run way wasn't long enough. My plane crashed through the end of the runway and destroyed all of the houses there, but those houses don't matter as they are not rich people like myself.
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Tiny and very close to neighbourhoods. Looks like a trash heap from the front and probably is, what with its grassy runways and taxiways. I don’t even get why nobody hates this airport.
Chilled and relaxed sitting in the main car park over looking the landing strip.
Verry lazy employees
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