London, United Kingdom
160 Du Cane Rd
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+442085883200
absolutely stunning architecture, great view from the window when you're being ruptured from your back end upside down by a 6'8 inmate in for double manslaughter in a bar with a pencil... made some really class mates and for free food, I did quite well for myself. 10/10 would be caught with a 7 kilo bag of molly again!
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I WAS 15, FROM CARDIFF, CROYDON CROWN GAVE ME BORSTAL, I WAS IN A CHILDREN'S HOME ONE DAY, THE NEXT WORMWOOD SCRUBS BORSTAL ALLOCATION WING, JUSTICE DID ME SO WRONG.
Facilities not as varied as its larger sister hotel The Pentonville but ok. It feels secure. Free buffet every afternoon and 24 hr room service was pretty reliable. I found it difficult to sleep late as very busy and noisy in morning. Breakfast menu not too exciting. Views from rooms not spectacular. Laundry and chambermaids could do better. Very popular with overseas visitors. Booked a single but had to share with Vladimir... he had a hairy bum but was very protective and generous towards me. I sung him English lullabies...it calmed him. Ultimately you get what you pay for but a stay here doesn't come cheap so I'd have expected more. Disappointed with complaints procedure. Next time I'm in London I'll use Bellmarsh as it's a lot more modern...and you get an altogether better class of guest.
I love all in 28thAB w &all in 23th Oct D w old man. 500cc .k/k. SO. Lovely.NSH.
Knuckles, I'll be round on Friday with a rope ladder and a file in a cake.
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