London, United Kingdom
Brassey Square
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What did it feel like to visit the international centre of time? Like my soul was gradually pulled from my body by a 26 stone sumo wrestler, vigorously trampled by the tiny paws of a thousand Chihuahuas before being forced back inside my vacant husk by a Swedish dominatrix with a hello kitty fetish. In a word - invigorating.
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Whilst I share my husband's enthusiastic review of the centre itself for me the highlight was the proprietor, a husky badamash that left me feeling queasy for a significant time. Well worth the visit.
I have literally no clue why my parents like this place. I have had more fun sucking the sweat out of my socks and I thought the bloke in charge had a face like a boiled haemmoroid.
Well sey up good views
Time flies when I'm having fun here!
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