Two Brothers

Phil Crimmins

It's in theatres now! Coming this Summer. It’s two brothers. In a van. And then a meteor hit. And they ran as fast as they could. From giant cat-monsters. And then a giant tornado came. And that's when things got knocked into twelfth gear when a Mexican armada shows up with weapons made from tomatoes. And you better bet your bottom dollar that these two brothers know how to handle business, in: Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada Brothers Who Are Just Regular Brothers Running in a Van from an Asteroid and All Sorts of Things: The Movie. Hold on! There's more! Old women are coming and they are also in the movie and they're gonna come and cross-attack these two brothers. But let's get back to the brothers because they have a strong bond. You don't want to know about it here but I'll tell you one thing: The Moon. It comes crashing into Earth! And whaddya do then? It's Two Brothers and I- and...and they're gonna to… it's called 'Two Brothers'. 'Two Brothers'. It's just called 'Two Brothers'

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